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Here are some quotes from girls night, hang out sessions etc. I had to put these, because well... They're hilarious. (To me anyway. Some might not make sense?)
Britt - "Shit! I got paint on the floor!"
Nicole - "Just spit on it, like this!"
Jess - "Nicole, you can't spit on the floor!"
Nicole - "Yeah I can, look!" *spits*
All - "NICOLE!"
Painting on the skin!
Painting on the wall!
Nicole - "Where'd Pickles' go!?"
Micki - "She left!"
Jessica - "That's why we got hugs!"
Nicole - "Oh, I thought she was just hugging us!"
Brittany - "Jessica! If you're under that blanket, and make me spill hot tea all over myself... I'll kill you!"
-*-silence-*-
Brittany - *Kicks blanket* "Oh..."
Nicole - "WHO WANTS TEA!??!"
All - "MEEEE!"
Nicole - "Micki, your toast is burnt"
Micki - "Ugh... Brittany, since you can't smell or taste, YOU can have the burnt toast!"
Brittany - "Uh... Nope!!"
Micki - "Damn."
Fart Wars.
Brittany - "Jessica and Micki have gas... Nicole... I'M SLEEPING WITH YOU!"
Micki - "Oh no you're not!" *Cuddles*
Landside!
Jessica - *Spins on spinny chair and bumps into dresser with eyes closed* "Micki! You were supposed to warn me when I got close to the dresser!"
Micki - "Um, no. It's not my job to stop you from hurting yourself. If it was, I'd never stop working!"
Jessica - "Hey!!"
Random car driving down a one way street... The wrong way!
Jessica - "Can I have a breakfast egg thingy?" (At 9pm)
Subway guy - "Why not?"
Jessica - "All right!"
Nicole - *While mixing grey paint* "Great. Now it's pink!"
Micki - "Now where the hell do you see pink!?"
Nicole - "What do I paint?"
Micki - "Paint what you think."
Nicole - "Okay...But I can't think!"
*Nicole and Micki running around the house chasing Nicole's dog and cat, while waiting for our GODDAMN delivery! Took two hours!*
*music to "shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your your booty" "Scratch scratch scratch, scratch scratch scratch, scratch you cuntttt!!" (Don't EVEN ask.)
Jess - *cuddles Nicole* "I know what we're gonna do tonight!" *Wink*
Nicole - "I don't know about your dream, but it's not happening!"
(After Jess' dream about lesbian sex ;) )
Jess - "Everyone that goes to RHS sucks. I mean, who actually looks GOOD in red and white??"
Micki - "HEY!" *Wearing her favorite red and white tank top* "That's MEAN!"
Jess - "Oh hunny, you can pull it off. Other people look blotchy!"
Micki - "KAY!"
Jess - "What's your prom dress look like!? It is topless!?"
Nicole - *Singing* "I have a penissss!"
Nicole's mom - "I guess we'll have to take your prom dress back..."
Micki - "Guess what I found in my sock! Go on, GUESS! You'll never guess..."
Tara - "OMG! There was blood on that barn!"
Micki - "WHAT!?"
Tara - "Seriously! Turn around!"
*Micki turns around, and flies down the street to find the blood barn*
*Passes it*
Tara - "THERE IT WAS!"
Micki - "Shit!"
*Turns around in a random person's driveway, and SLOWLY drives down a busy street to find the barn*
*Micki and Tara begin to make up a story to how the blood got there.*
Tara - *Waves her hamburger at KFC* "FRIG YOU KFC!!!"
Two random boys walking down the street - *Point, and laugh at Tara*
Tara - *Cowers* "Oh dear..."
Micki - *Puts the car in drive*
Tara - "Why are you touching my leg? Oh... Nevermind... That's me!"
Tara, Micki, Dylon & Brent - *Drive to Cossit Heights for a mission on spooky woods*
Fast food resturaunts own!
Brittany - "There's nothing wrong with having a healthy sexual appitite!"
Micki - "No... There isn't, but yours is a three course meal!"
*Micki & Nicole driving around to get gas*
Nicole - "Micki, you should sleep over!"
Micki - "Aww, okay! I can have that vanilla milk I wanted!"
(Nicole had vanilla milk in her fridge I wanted to try)
Nicole - "We don't have enough money! Frig the milk, we need gas!"
Micki & Nicole, a little later that night:
Micki - "I'm SO putting that on my website... 'Frig the gas we need milk!'"
(I messed up, which was also rather funny...)
*While getting food at Itailian Village*
Katelyn- "Aww... They didn't give us any napkins!"
Micki, Andy & Jessica- *All point to the napikin dispenser on the center of the table*
Micki, Jessie, Katelyn and Andy--White Trash.
Brittany--The Garbage Bag.
Micki - "Frig, it's warm!" *Opens a window*
Nicole - "MICKI SHUT THE DAMN WINDOW ITS FREEZING!!!"
Micki - "Listen, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!"
Nicole - "LISTEN!!! It was Brittany!!"
Silly drunken guy running through a fountain...
Nicole - *Digging in my scalp* "Micki, you have a beautiful scalp!"
Micki - "Thanks??"
Town EVERY night for a week!
Drunken Elise and Jared in town!
Jared - "I know you! You cut your hair! It's hot! I like it! Your hair was long last time I seen you! It looks good!"
Micki - "Hahaha! Alright. Thanks!"
"Best friends means I pulled the trigger"
"I hate Christmas parties" (Only the first 40 seconds of this song... On repeat...)
Chris - "Would you let me put my ass in your face?"
Micki - "In your face!?"
Chris - "In your face!"
Micki - "In your face..."
Chris - "In your face! :)"
Chris - "Red Chinese people" (Refering to DDR)
Stickers and Bootsie having gay relations.
Tara = The Bulemic tramp who only throws up when extremely sick. (She's not REALLY bulemic, nor a tramp...)
Micki = The Anorexic Dyke who eats Subway like her secret lover. (I'm not anorexic, nor a dyke...)
Goose-tea - "...Why does it smell like baby oil!?"
Brittany - (Venting about her Physics teacher) "She lives alone. Her husband died... I think."
Micki - "Or maybe he just divorced the crazy bitch."
Meeting my twin, Andrea, in the mall. <3
Brittany - "So, Jessica, Me, you, Bryan and Mike should all go drinking sometime before Christmas."
Jess - "Yeah! Sure!"
Micki - "THANKS FOR INVITING ME BRITTANY!"
Britt - "Micki, the one time you got drunk, you threw up six times. No one wants the puker!"
Micki - "Heyyyy!"
Brittany rushing to photocopy my notes, after missing like, four days of school, for an English test next period, and as it turns out, it was NEXT Thursday... Sorry muffin!
Chris making his amature Paris Hilton rip off sex tape.
Random mission to North Sydney.
*Pulling into the Tim Horton's drive-thru*
Micki - "Can I get a medium double double and a strawberry vanilla doughnut?"
Chris - "WITH VAG JUICE!"
*Waiting for the coffee and doughnut*
Nicole - *Laughs about vag juice*
Micki - "It'd be funny if they heard that!"
Chris - "It'd be like, 'What did you want on that bagel!?'"
Micki - "I said EXTRA vag juice!!"
Video taping Chris playing DDR.
Sledding adventures, part one & two.
Jackass version Shauna & Micki.
Robyn - *Coming to my checkout at work* "Micki... Do you have a loonie?"
(Knowing I'm waiting on a customer, and I'd have to run up to the staff room)
Micki - "...................no."
Robyn - "PSTTT MICKI!!!"
Micki - "Are you leaving yet?!"
Robyn - "Yeah! Right now!"
*Chris bitching about how he wanted a Strawberry Vanilla donut*
Micki - "For fuck sakes Chris, all you ever want is one of those vag juice ball sack donuts!"
Chris - "...WHAT!?"
Micki - "I almost forgot my box!"
Brittany - "I take my box everywhere I go!"
(Refering to boxes we bought at the dollarstore and painted.)
My mom - "I can't believe I'm spending so much on your braces."
Me - "Yeah mom. It's ridiculous. It's not like I'll never get married cause I had gross teeth. Look at dad! You fell inlove with him, and he doesn't even HAVE teeth!"
Mom - "Yes... I did... Didn't I...?"
The entire March Break I was furiously cranky.
Robyn & I trying to make "Insider Babies"... LOL!
*Me trying to explain to Brittany what a "zipped folder" on the computer is.*
Micki - "It's a folder... With the pictures. So they don't get lost."
Some of the weird people who come to shop at Zellers.
Me & some girl I work with were discussing how there's NO hot guys in Sydney, only old men. And we were rating how hot we thought each one was. Just as I finished giving some old man a 3, who comes to my check out, but my goddamn principal.
The day I woke up, thinking it was my birthday. That's right. I have an inside joke... WITH MYSELF! I was literally CONVINCED it was my birthday. In March...
=S
Mine & Chris' Best.Talk.EVER!
Chris - "Honk if you're horny!!"
Micki - *Honks* WOOPS! *Smirks*
Katelyn - "Micki, you alright!?"
Micki - *Jig-jig-jig*
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